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by Fake Magic

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1.
Hot Math Teacher 03:19
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Looking over my desk Thinking ‘bout you undressed While you go on about parabolic function I sit at the front of class Not ‘cause I’m studious Because I get a better view (of your badonkydonk) You’ve got my attention Put me in suspension Trust me when I say you're fly You looking so fine Aged like a fine wine Not that I would know what that tastes like at that time My hot math teacher from grade 8 When class ends, emotions start to collate My hearts skips a quicker rate Gotta take a lunch break Come on girl - I wanna sip your milkshake Teaching in your yoga pants Puts me in my own trance As I try and calculate exactly what I’m seeing Let’s ignore the arm hair, Let’s pretend it’s not there And chalk it up to you being European Me plus you equals love, Minus the guy you’re married to, Minus your kid (or possibly several kids - who knows) Dividing legs and multiplying Only service I’m providing Probably improbable, illogical, unstoppable Time to party without the slumber I’m acute and your perfect number Eyes are magical, perfectly symmetrical You turned numbers into art and found the square root of my heart My hot math teacher from grade 8 Class end, still wanna dictate Cause I love the way you move Though the law may disapprove Need a lesson in how to procreate My hot math teacher from grade 8 Who knows - could have been soul mates Cause I love the way you move Though the law may disapprove I need a lesson in how to procreate
2.
Madeline 03:01
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Hey Madeline – been a year in our lives No excuses – just the truth – there’s a thing I’m asking you See I’m quite domicile and pensive Eating outs gotten expensive We’re apart, you still text me 'Cause I make commitment sexy Like your style, and your flavour Let’s divide a little labour Let’s go and meet the neighbours Watch the Leafs play the Sabres Babe– I want to move in with you And do the dishes I’ll rub on your teapot If It grants me three more wishes babe I don’t mind cooking for two Double the thrill Until the dawn, let’s get it on Get higher than the hydro bills Hey Madeline – been a year – in our lives Mediation, taxes filed Cat medication, all the while Your style and your flavour have matured Still we savour all the little things Like diamond rings and midnight trips to Burger King You walk Into the room - you bloom When you walk into the room It goes boom Our lives All the time Our lives All the time
3.
Shear Your Sheep 02:23
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I’m down in a ditch I’m up in a tree I’m not going nowhere You better believe it 'Wanna run in your meadow and sheer your sheep 'Wanna climb through your window And sleep in your sheets My mind is frayed, I keep pulling at strings I’m such a weirdo - dreaming these dreams Why do I this? What does it mean? I’m such a weirdo - dreaming these dreams Gonna run in your meadow Gonna sheer your sheep Gonna put on your panties And sleep in your sheets The girl upstairs knows dinner’s done when the fire alarm goes off Dreaming these dreams Sheering these sheep Dreaming these dreams Sheering these sheep Why do I do this What does it mean I’m such a weirdo Dreaming these dreams7 Wanna run in your meadow Wanna sheer your sheep Wanna climb through your window And sleep in your sheets I’m not going nowhere
4.
Muffin 03:24
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No time to stay up late It’s time to wake and bake Take a tray and slide it in, Mix a little butter with cinnamon Cop to that no-stick spray Mix a batch and fire away Pure gourmet Sometimes it take a little cake to start the day This line is ample - drop the bait Passing out them samples while you wait Just a bite you weak in the knees Heat you inside 350 degrees Out there making that money Catching more flies with honey Give credit where it’s due Make you say “I need a muffin too” You need a muffin, you need a muffin dude You need a muffin, this dude makes muffins good You need a muffin, you need a muffin dude You need a muffin, this dude makes muffins good With raspberry Hit you with blueberry Hit you with mulberry Hit you with chokeberry Hit you with a loganberry Hit you with a lingonberry Hit you with boysenberry Hit you up when I’m back in Barrie We can talk bout gooseberries Loose ladies Strawberry rhubarb pie Locally sourced I got salt caramel make you cry Swig the cooking sherry Chase with a maraschino cherry Taste the vibe, sugar You bet your ass it’s non-dairy This life, well it has its perks When it jives, it don’t feel like work In my time, I’ve beat an egg or two To find a recipe for/like you This life, well it has its perks When it jives, it don’t feel like work Confusing kindness for weakness Then I hit you with a sweetness
5.
Catcher In The Rye 02:20
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I’m under arrest No need for escape Got him on my side And he don’t make no mistakes Catcher in the rye I’m in quite a state When the messenger arrives My chariot awaits In the meantime, I'm just - Ding dong - looking for John Move on - looking for John You better ding dong, looking for John You better move on All the little people Living in the walls Seem to up and disappear Whenever I would call I’ve got something better now A time and place to be I won’t let it go to waste This ain’t the last you heard of me In the mean, time I’m just Ding dong - looking for John Move on - looking for John You better ding dong, looking for John You better move on - looking for John
6.
Sandwich 02:48
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It’s a real delight Blowing out in the wind Once you come inside Oh, where to begin Quarter past eleven Not a plan today Except to get the cheddar And pop a beaujolais If you could make a sandwich Then I could take a sandwich too If you could make a sandwich Then I would take a sandwich too It’s a real delight Blowing off in the breeze If you time it right You end up stuck in a trees It’s picnic season So what’s the delay Get yourself a basket These are the salad days they go by so fast, got to slow it down With flavour, flair and bombast, feed me meat and cheese and bread If you could make a sandwich Then I could take a sandwich too If you could make a sandwich Then I would take a sandwich too I’ll chop the lettuce I can slice tomato too If you, make me a sandwich Then I’ll do the same for you, its true
7.
My Lil' Doggo 03:06
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What I want is to pet a doggo Furry fluff and a wagging tail Come along my little doggo We will jog down a hiking trail Come along, my little doggo Sniff around, Let’s see what you found Go ahead and bark out loud Woof woof woof Woof woof woof Woof woof woof Woof woof floof What I want is to pet a doggo Little pink padded paws really seal the deal Oh my god - look at this doggo Are you really here? Are you even real? Come along, my little doggo Take this world in the palm of your paw Don’t be ashamed to bark out loud Woof woof woof Woof woof woof

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released December 17, 2019

Mix - Simon Larochette at The Sugar Shack
Master - Harris Newman at Grey Market Mastering
Art - Amy Quick

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Fake Magic Toronto, Ontario

Rock band.
Call it dork rock, indie rock, suburban rock... call it a cab and take it down to Weird Street.
It's a good time. It's Fake Magic.

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